SPONSORS AND REVIEWS
"You're kind of funny I think you might be good on a podcast but have you seen Mindhunters? I think you'd be good on that show. Not in a way that I think you would be a good actor but I feel like you'd be good at playing a serial killer so maybe do that instead." - Mike's Sister
"You really texted me out of the blue about your new podcast after all these months? No, I think it is a horrible idea, you're definitely not as funny as you think you are." - Mike's Ex
"The sexual tension between the hosts keeps me coming back for more" - Anonymous
SPONSORED BY RAMPANT ALCOHOLISM, CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND AN UTTER COMTEMPT FOR MAN-KIND. ADDITIONAL SPONSORS TO BE NAMED SHORTLY.
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WALL OF HONOR
BELOW IS A LIST OF OUR SAINTS OF SANITATION, OUR MASTERS, THE CHOSEN FEW WHO'S PATREON SPONSORSHIP COULD NOT GO UNNOTICED
UNFORTUNATELY, WE DO NOT HAVE ANY SAINTS OF SANITATION AT THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SUCH CHEAP FUCKS. WE'RE NOT MAD, JUST DISAPPOINTED...