Here at Dumpster Fire Diving™ we understand the needs of a modern Offical Trashbag™ on the go. Apparently, there is some sort of conspiracy that prevents women's pants from being allowed to feature usable pockets. We tried to fix that, but honestly, the fashion industry wasn't having it so we had to get creative. The Official Dumpster Fire Diving Podcast™ Fanny Pack is the next best thing when it comes to a fashion revolution. Is it expensive? Yes, but do you think becoming a fashion revolutionary should be a cheap affair? It has plenty of room for you to store some of your Official Dumpster Fire Diving Podcast™ merchandise. Stash some total legal substances or maybe keep some road beers in it for later consumption. Don't be the person who shows up to a party empty-handed with only your terrible personality and deep love for amazing podcasts. Make a statement and maybe a few trashbag friends this summer.
It's lightweight with an adjustable strap to fit most waists while lying flat against your body. The back panel is made to protect from wear and tear and is easy to clean. It also includes a back zipper, an inside zipper stash pocket, and 3 cardholders. It also features an adjustable handle with a clip and a liner with an inside divider for organizing. Make it pop with your designs!
.: 100% Polyester
.: One size
.: One-sided print
.: Black lining with inside divider
|Strap width, in||0.99|
|Min circumference, in||39.38|
|Max circumference, in||53.55|
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